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Holy Sh*t. I Live on a Boat!

Holy Sh*t. I Live on a Boat!

I awoke yesterday with an extreme case of cognitive dissonance. It wasn’t one of those moments when you wake up in a hotel on vacation and you don’t remember where you are. I knew full well where I was, it was just someone else’s life. 

The Cocoon Sucks

The Cocoon Sucks

I had a really nice, cushy life. Up until a month ago, I had a great apartment on a waterfront park in a swanky neighborhood in Dallas. I was surrounded by friends and family that love me. I had a damn cushy job where I 

No One Wants My Crap – A Lesson in Reframing

No One Wants My Crap – A Lesson in Reframing

Look at this desk. It’s amazing, right? It looks like someone stole it off the set of Master and Commander. I love it so much. The brass inlay on the bevel is unusual and decadent. The ornate brass guards on the curved legs serve as a 

Goodbye, Quan Yin

Goodbye, Quan Yin

In about an hour, my bedroom furniture is going to leave my apartment. I feel sad about that. Boxing up the drapes that I spent time picking out. Taking down the framed photos that I shot on vacation. Unplugging the lamps that shone on me 

How Do We Find the Meaning of Life?

How Do We Find the Meaning of Life?

I think the moment I became an adult is the moment I realized there is no meaning in life but what I could find in it. Maybe the realization came on like a forgotten ash-covered ember that burst into a blinding light. Or maybe it was delivered by The Little